Christy O'Brien

vanimes:

My sister was just like “pretty little liars? Why not ugly tall honest people?” And like two minutes later she shouted Abraham Lincoln

(Source: milkvan, via alwaysonthetardis)

rabbivole:


marciantobay:
This needs more notes.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

rabbivole:

marciantobay:

This needs more notes.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

(Source: gunpowderandspark, via magicalpossum)

lovelylor:

I still die laughing everytime I see this scene 

(Source: heathledgers, via dicksconnected)

actual omegle conversation i just had

Stranger: POTTER

You: MALFOY

Stranger: You're gay lmao

Stranger: Nice one, me

You: not as gay as you rofl

You: nice one, me

Stranger: I'll tell mY FATHER YOU SAID THIS

You: I DONT GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOUR FATHER THINKS, MALFOY

Stranger: WH

Stranger: ILL HAVE YOU KNOW MY FATHER IS A GREAT WIZARD

Stranger: HE COULD KICK YOUR ASS IN WIZARD CHESS

You: WIZARD CHESS IS FOR NARGLES YOU PIECE OF SHIT FERRET

Stranger: woW

Stranger: IM

Stranger: ABOUT TO WRITE A LETTER TO MY FATHER

Stranger: HOW DARE YOU

You: WRITE IT. HE WON'T ANSWER

Stranger: IM

Stranger: YOU'RE RIGHT

Stranger: *DADDY ISSUES*

You: LISTEN KID. I DON'T HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS OKAY

Stranger: YEAH THATS RIGHT BECAUSE YOU'RE A STUPID HALF BLOOD

Stranger: Ha, nice one me

You: AT LEAST I'M NOT RELATED TO A PSYCHO BITCH

Stranger: WOW

Stranger: FUCK YOU ILL TELL MY FATHER

Stranger: AND THEN HE'LL BE /REALLY/ MAD BECAUSE ITS RELATING TO HIM

You: HE WOOOOOONT CARE BECAUSE ITS COMING FROM YOU

Stranger: FUCK U POTTER

Stranger: AT LEAST I HAVE A DAD

You: YOU WISH YOU COULD FUCK ME MALFOY

Stranger: YES

Stranger: I MEAN

Stranger: WOT

Stranger: FUCK YOU POTTER I WISH NO SUCK THING

You: are... are you for real?

Stranger: im

Stranger: nO

Stranger: I'm not gay clearly

You: you want me?

Stranger: NO

You: malfoy... i've loved yoU SINCE THIRD YEAR

Stranger: woT

Stranger: REALLY?

Stranger: I

You: YES

Stranger: IVE LOVED YOU SINCE SECOND SO

You: OH MY GOD

Stranger: BEAT YOU AT THAT POTTER

You: NORMALLY I HATE THAT BUT NOW I FIND IT ATTRACTIVE

Stranger: OH POTTER

You: OH MALFOY

You wanna find out some personal shit?

1. Any scars?

2. Self harmed?

3. Crush?

4. Kissed anyone?

5. Coke or Pepsi?

6. Someone you hate?

7. Best Friends?

8. Have you ever done alcohol or drugs?

9. What's your dream job?

10. Ever been in love?

11. Last time you cried?

12. Favorite color?

13. Height?

14. Birthday?

15. Eye color?

16. Hair color?

17. What do you love?

18. Obsession?

19. If you had one wish, what would it be?

20. Do you love someone?

21. Kiss or hug?

22. Nicknames people call you?

23. Favorite song?

24. Favorite band?

25. Worst thing that has ever happened to you?

26. Best thing that has ever happened to you?

27. Something you would change about yourself?

28. Ever dated someone?

29. Worst mistake?

30. Watch the movie or read the book?

31. Ever had a heartbreak?

32. Favorite show?

33. Best day of your life?

34. Any talents?

35. Do you wish you could ever start over?

36. Any bad habits?

37. Ever had a near death experience?

38. Someone I can tell anything to?

39. Ever lost a loved one?

40. Do you believe in love?

41. Someone you hate/Dislike?

42. Are you okay?

43. Relationship status?

shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

(Source: leethepace, via alwaysonthetardis)

gr0sse:

KIDS REACT TO existentialism and the inevitability of death

(via magicalpossum)