Stranger: You're gay lmao
Stranger: Nice one, me
You: not as gay as you rofl
You: nice one, me
Stranger: I'll tell mY FATHER YOU SAID THIS
You: I DONT GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOUR FATHER THINKS, MALFOY
Stranger: ILL HAVE YOU KNOW MY FATHER IS A GREAT WIZARD
Stranger: HE COULD KICK YOUR ASS IN WIZARD CHESS
You: WIZARD CHESS IS FOR NARGLES YOU PIECE OF SHIT FERRET
Stranger: ABOUT TO WRITE A LETTER TO MY FATHER
Stranger: HOW DARE YOU
You: WRITE IT. HE WON'T ANSWER
Stranger: YOU'RE RIGHT
Stranger: *DADDY ISSUES*
You: LISTEN KID. I DON'T HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS OKAY
Stranger: YEAH THATS RIGHT BECAUSE YOU'RE A STUPID HALF BLOOD
Stranger: Ha, nice one me
You: AT LEAST I'M NOT RELATED TO A PSYCHO BITCH
Stranger: FUCK YOU ILL TELL MY FATHER
Stranger: AND THEN HE'LL BE /REALLY/ MAD BECAUSE ITS RELATING TO HIM
You: HE WOOOOOONT CARE BECAUSE ITS COMING FROM YOU
Stranger: FUCK U POTTER
Stranger: AT LEAST I HAVE A DAD
You: YOU WISH YOU COULD FUCK ME MALFOY
Stranger: I MEAN
Stranger: FUCK YOU POTTER I WISH NO SUCK THING
You: are... are you for real?
Stranger: I'm not gay clearly
You: you want me?
You: malfoy... i've loved yoU SINCE THIRD YEAR
Stranger: IVE LOVED YOU SINCE SECOND SO
You: OH MY GOD
Stranger: BEAT YOU AT THAT POTTER
You: NORMALLY I HATE THAT BUT NOW I FIND IT ATTRACTIVE
Stranger: OH POTTER
You: OH MALFOY
1. Any scars?
2. Self harmed?
4. Kissed anyone?
5. Coke or Pepsi?
6. Someone you hate?
7. Best Friends?
8. Have you ever done alcohol or drugs?
9. What's your dream job?
10. Ever been in love?
11. Last time you cried?
12. Favorite color?
15. Eye color?
16. Hair color?
17. What do you love?
19. If you had one wish, what would it be?
20. Do you love someone?
21. Kiss or hug?
22. Nicknames people call you?
23. Favorite song?
24. Favorite band?
25. Worst thing that has ever happened to you?
26. Best thing that has ever happened to you?
27. Something you would change about yourself?
28. Ever dated someone?
29. Worst mistake?
30. Watch the movie or read the book?
31. Ever had a heartbreak?
32. Favorite show?
33. Best day of your life?
34. Any talents?
35. Do you wish you could ever start over?
36. Any bad habits?
37. Ever had a near death experience?
38. Someone I can tell anything to?
39. Ever lost a loved one?
40. Do you believe in love?
41. Someone you hate/Dislike?
42. Are you okay?
43. Relationship status?
okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.
so in conclusion
if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick
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